| The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself | What are You Looking for? Mom: Well, you have done the right thing |
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| Boy: 1 year older then me Man: How can that be? Wife : Yes and no | A Foolish Man Buys Shoes |
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| Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one? Husband Sure, what are my choices? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?? A: A white horse fell in the mud | What were you before you married her? Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet |
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| What were you before you married her? Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up | " One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie |
Ted: You don't know my father! " Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife.
26| ------------------------------------------------------ Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card | |
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| ---------------------------------------------------- Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife |